You just have to appreciate this one. Young people forget that these old people had a career before they retired. Thanks to Troutbirder for sharing this:
WALMART SENIOR GREETER
Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time.
Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven,
sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “older Person
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. “Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work
ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you’re being late so often is quite bothersome.” “Yes, I know
boss, and I am working on it.” “Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear.
It’s odd though your coming in late. I know you’re retired from the Armed Forces. What did they
say if you came in late there?”
“They said, “Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?”